The End Of The Sexy Rexy Era

Don't have to go home, but you can't stay here: Bears fans are literally counting down the seconds to Rex Grossman's free agency. It's almost like they can't wait for him to leave! [InGameNow]

He's only meeting with the losers from now on: President Obama has invited the Chicago Bulls to the White House. So they're getting a federal bailout too? [Not Qualified To Comment]

It wasn't me: The Discovery Channel (seriously?) will be running footage of the Phillies' World Series celebration riot next week. So if you think you might be in it, call your lawyer now. [Phinally Philly]

It's okay, because they're on the metric system: The Indians just signed the first European player to join a Major League organization, a 17-year-old catcher who hit .214 ... in Prague. No, Prague is not in Iowa, I checked. [Why's My Head Growing?]

That's not right: Yep. I will never understand soccer. [Kickette]