Chris Bosh Does The Weather: I think every weather person from here on out should follow "no storms" with "make sure you're keeping it tight." [My Hogtown]

We miss you, Mr. Bowden: Nationals' blogger is already longing for the days when Jim Bowden made life interesting. [The Nationals Enquirer]

Tyson Chandler did not make this list: The funniest Twitter posts by professional athletes. [FanIQ]

Andre Smith is the new FIGJAM: A list of the best man boobs in professional sports. [Brahsome]

Ex-soccer prodigy now full-time porn performer: Danny Mountain has no regrets at all how his life turned out after his soccer career was derailed by injury. [Unprofessional Foul]