When Mascots Don't Play NiceS

Here is visual evidecne of the Pistol Pete/Big Blue donnybrook at the WAC tournament. Pete—sans mustache—is not afraid to go for the throat.

Unfortunately, the team he supports could not oblige. Utah State, known as the Aggies oddly enough, ended up winning the automatic bid last night, even though their purple cow mascot was not in attendance. He was actually suspended for stealing a fake mustache. Aren't college sports amazing?

So it's Sunday Funday again and yadda yadda yadda ... who are we kidding? Today is just an empty void of time that you must fill until the brackets are announced at 6:00 p.m. If I were Dr. Manhattan, I might go to Mars for the afternoon to contemplate the cosmic joke that is humanity's sad and ultimately futile struggle for meaning, but I'm not ... so I am here working for you. We'll get through it together.