Although the piles of money and ego-stroking are enormous when you join a big-time program like the University of Kentucky, there are downsides. You know, like a burgeoning online interest in your young daughters.
On the left, that's 22-year-old Erin Calipari, a former guard for University of Massachusetts, who's on her way to graduate school. Then there's 19-year-old Megan Calipari, who's transferring over from the University of Memphis to enroll at UK. (That's probably for the best. No matter how pretty she is, she probably wouldn't be the most popular girl on campus.) But they're both popular on Facebook. Since their father took the UK job, they've officially become the First Family of Lexington and with that comes a new, stalker-like level of admiration, including Facebook fan clubs. Yes, We Heart Megan Calipari and We Luv Erin Calipari took all of a few hours after John Calipari's press conference to go live. I'm actually surprised The Door has yet to become fans of either one of them.
Anyway, uh, best of luck to these ladies. And for the love of God — do your best to keep candid, possibly revealing photos of yourselves off the internet. You're royalty now.