John Daly quit drinking (again) and got lapband surgery. All that you know is at an end. Did I mention he's at Augusta, selling his worldly possessions out of an RV? Of course he is.
And just because it's not every day I get two unrelated John Daly stories in the ol' inbox, here's a video of John Daly singing "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" with Hootie and the Blowfish. Of course he is.