Jacoby Ellsbury's Steal Of Home Turns Well-Meaning Boston Dads Into Smiling Pimps

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Regardless of what you think about Red Sox/Yankees — their teams, their fans — every play is more meaningful between them. That's why when centerfielder Jacoby Ellsbury stole home off Andy Pettitte and Jorge Posada last night, the Fenway faithful stood in rapt carnival amazement. It was pretty extraordinary and was the last run needed for Justin Masterson to completely baffle the frustrated Yankees.

Stealing Home Is Cool, But Whoring Out Your Daughter Cool? [Bugs and Cranks]

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