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Regardless of what you think about Red Sox/Yankees — their teams, their fans — every play is more meaningful between them. That's why when centerfielder Jacoby Ellsbury stole home off Andy Pettitte and Jorge Posada last night, the Fenway faithful stood in rapt carnival amazement. It was pretty extraordinary and was the last run needed for Justin Masterson to completely baffle the frustrated Yankees.

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Good morning. Grab some pots and pans. Are you ready to be liberated, muchachos?