Saints Players Just Want To Hang Out With Their Wangs Out

New Orleans is certainly a wild and wacky place, but that doesn't mean you can go around waving your junk at women in public willy-nilly, even if you're a member of the New Orleans Saints.

According to the intrepid Chad Bower of WWL-TV in New Orleans, Saints wide receiver Biren Ealy and tight end Kolomona Kapanui were arrested at around 1:30 this morning on charges of obscenity and disturbing the peace after they were spotted taking a leak in a parking lot. Fortunately for all of us, it didn't stop there:

Two women drove up to the two players and told them to stop, Fortunato said. Ealy, 24, then turned around, exposing himself in the process, and began making lewd comments, Fortunato said. After that Kapanui, 25, turned around and exposed himself as well; Fortunato said he was "fondling himself" and was making lewd comments.

The two women began yelling for help and called 911, Fortunato said.

Several questions come to mind.


1) What were the women wanting help with, exactly?
2) Why didn't the players just run away when the women started yelling?
3) What are the chances either of them are still on the Saints' roster at this time tomorrow?

This sounds like a case for Carl Monday.

Two Saints players arrested for urinating in public [WWL-TV]