Shutting Down The Internet, At Least For Occasional Five-Minute Intervals

Gloria James. It's Mother's Day this Sunday — so if you're planning on ordering flowers online, you best do it today — so I thought I'd take a look at Gloria James, the mother of our new MVP and the best player in the NBA. It has been more than three years since LeBron's mom — who, I remind, is only 40 years old; she should date Favre! — was arrested for drunk driving. During the arrest, she kicked out the back windshield of the cop car and, when she still refused to settle down, they maced her. They maced LeBron's mom! I mean, I really don't think this story could possibly be talked about enough. If he comes to New York in a couple years, she's going to be a huge, huge hit here.