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Alex Rodriguez. No talking about steroids here, or that "eff you" home run Friday night. No, we're just going to talk about The Sports Hernia's discovery of the overly excited woman who sprinted down to "greet" A-Rod after that first-pitch homer. Who is she? Where did she come from? Why was she so excited? I mean, he kind of has to know her, right? Whether you hate A-Rod or just think he's an alien who was never introduced to Earth's ways and customs, it's stuff like this that makes you appreciate how entertaining it is to have him back.