NBA playoffs-related journalist slap-fight!

Above, watch as Cleveland's Fox affiliate anchor Bil Martin fires back at Atlanta "Constipation"-Journal (get it! The paper's real name doesn't actually include any references to its gastrointestinal health!) reporter Mark Bradley for his attacks on Martin's beloved city during the ongoing, less-than-epic Cavaliers/Hawks series. Given LeBron James's frustrating refusal to actually teabag each and every member of the Hawks' roster during the Cav's total dismantling of their team, it's nice to see someone from Cleveland fired up enough to humiliate their soon-to-be vanquished foes from the South. Of course, it's probably all just trumped up to generate some buzz, and Martin and Bradley are currently feeding each other from a giant ice-cream sundae at the airport Applebee's. Still, we're suckers for a good, old-fashioned pissing contest.

Fox 8's Bill Martin Vows to Fight Atlanta Reporter [Cursed Cleveland]