Two more sports have been hit by positive drug tests. Shockingly, one of them isn't cycling.

French tennis player Richard Gasquet tested positive for banned substances as announced by the FFT. An insider says the substance was cocaine but Gasquet insists he was just hopped up on brie.

Sprint Cup Series driver Jeremy Mayfield became the first driver suspended under NASCAR's new drug testing policy. He is suspended indefinitely after testing positive for a banned substance last week. He is, of course, using the ol' "prescribed medicine" defense.

I think it's time for a new go-to excuse, wouldn't you say?

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