A Special Balls Deep Message To The Class Of 2009Drew Magary5/14/09 2:20pmFiled to: Balls DeepDrew MagaryDrew magary graduation speechBalls deep graduation speechgraduationGoddamn inga was hotTopBoobs of my youthBalls deep grad speechDeadspinxyThe balls deep valedictoryCollegeshut upcollegeGraduation speechNewsGraduation speechesValedictoriesValedictory192EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkThis is Balls Deep with Drew Magary. Read him at KSK. Buy his book. Follow him at Twitter. NSFW Inga after the jump.It's graduation time again. Last year, I penned a message to the outgoing class of 2008, a message you almost certainly forgot because there was a picture of Cassandra Lynn sitting at the top of the page. And seeing a photo of Cassandra Lynn is like getting a defibrillator to your penis. So we'd best make this a yearly ritual for you new seniors out there, just to keep things fresh in your little ADD-addled brains.ShareTweet Kinja is in read-only mode. We are working to restore service.