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Tommy Morrison. I wrote a piece for the magazine last week about athletes who hurt their careers by unretiring, and it got me to thinking about Tommy Morrison. Good ole Tommy Gunn, if you didn't realize, is still fighting even though he, uh, is HIV-positive. (Even if he has convinced himself that he isn't.) He fought in January — note to self: Do not choose the West Virginia Athletic Commission as my primary care provider — and is looking to fight in Australia sometime later this year. (The two men he was planning on fighting have both lost this year, perhaps out of self-preservation.) You can fight as Tommy Morrison in the new Fight Night game, though not while having unprotected sex with animals that recently traveled in Africa.