One alert emailer sent along this photo of the White Sox hurler gassing up his famously scary truck constructed by demonic gorilla robots from some dusty holocaust netherworld.

I consulted Mr. Ray Wert from Jalopnik HQ on what you call this thing and he graciously enlightened:

It's a heavily-modified Ford F-350 Super Duty. VERY heavily-modified.

Wonder if he and Jon Lieber are cb radio buddies? They must drive through brick walls or go Prius hunting together, right?

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Tonight. Watch Bron-Bron stomp Rafer Alston into a puddle of googly-eyed mess as the Magic and Cavs begin their their tromp toward the Finals.

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