• By Dashiell Bennett
    May 21, 2009 6:10 PM 4,265
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    Jeter On The Lam After Bank Robbery, Support Of PatriotsBlue Jays

    Chad Floyd Jeter is wanted by police after allegedly robbing a bank in Alabama, while wearing a New England PatriotsBlue Jays cap misidentified by Alabama police as a Patriots hat. (Who did you think I was talking about?) He is considered armed and dangerously clutch. [Wicked Good Sports]


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