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Okay, everyone undershot their answer. There are actually TWO times we care about swimming news:
(1) The Olympics
(2) If Michael Phelps grows that.
This wouldn't be a full-service sports blog if I omitted that the well-sculpted merman and American won the 200-meter butterfly at the Santa Clara Grand Prix last night with an impressive time of aw crap I already lost everyone's attention again.
Pool Manchu [Gawker]
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So it's just you and me today. And that guy over there, who seems like he slept here last night. Just ignore him, even if he asks for spare change. We've got a lot of space to fill from now until the
basketball game Enchantment Under The Sea Dance tonight, and I have a massive horde of word plays I've been saving for you guys. Show me your tips, and I'll find some beads for you in return. For those about to blog... FIRE!