This Awful Woman Jinxed Them

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Sadly, the Tigers did not remain "undeated," as they fell to those pesky Longhorns 5-1 last night behind freshman pitcher Taylor Jungmann's 9-inning tossing clinic. Game 3 is tonight at 7:30 to determine which team will be crowned the kings of Omaha, Nebraska.

Regardless of what team wins, I think this guy should be invited to any post-game celebration.:

This Awful Woman Jinxed Them

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Good morning. It's Wednesday, which means there will be free bagels at Gawker HQ today. Hobo humpin'.