• By Dashiell Bennett
    Jun 25, 2009 12:00 PM 0
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    Anxiety Disorder Stops Dontrelle Willis Again
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    Magglio Ordonez Loses His Magically Silky Hair

    After being benched for terribleness, the Tigers "slugger" has shorn his legendary flowing locks. (You can maybe buy them on eBay.) So did it have the intended Reverse Samson effect? Two-for-four! Against the Cubs? Ok, that's inconclusive evidence. [Detroit4Lyfe]


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