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In case those haters on ESPN didn't tell you, Gary Sheffield had the game of his life last night, driving home 10 runs on five — count 'em, five — homers. Of course, such an outburst probably shouldn't have surprised us. Turns out, Sheffield is leading the Mets in dingers. He's also hitting .277 and is 40-years-young.
OK, you caught me. One of the above statements isn't true. Bet you can't guess which one!
If you chose the first, well, you win. Shucks.
Good Saturday morning, and sorry for the late start. It's going to be one of those days, so send in your best to email@example.com, and let's make it a thriller.