Greg Oden's Romantic Hawaiian Vacation Keeps Getting Interrupted By Bill From AccountingA.J. Daulerio7/07/09 9:15amFiled to: Wake up deadspin!Greg OdenGreg Oden Vacation Photos35EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalink Got an image you'd like to see in here first thing in the morning? Send it to email@example.com. Subject: Morning crap Besides that one internet-famous shot of the Blazers' center getting all boom-boom-in-the-zoom-zoom with one young lady, you rarely see Greg Oden pop-up in any sleazy photos. For a guy who's apparently having so much trouble adjusting to the NBA, he comes off surprisingly well-adjusted. Yes, I've based this psychoanalysis on these vacation photos, of course, because my genius is extraordinary and I can tell people's emotional intelligence quotient just by looking at shirtless photos of them holding a frozen drink under a waterfall. So there. Let's hope he doesn't injure himself by stubbing his toe on a tiki hut or something. Advertisement Advertisement PHOTOS: More at Blaze Of Love******Now, good morning. It's Tuesday. Exhale.