• By Barry Petchesky
    Aug 2, 2009 12:45 PM 3,646
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    The WNBA actually backloaded L.A.'s schedule to accommodate Candace Parker's maternity leave; the Sparks have played 5 fewer games than any other team. I only noticed this while playing Streak For The Cash, I swear.


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