This woman loves this amusement park ride. No, she really loves it. Enough to let "him" put a ring on it. Let's go down the rabbit hole with this most tenuous of sports angles.
Amy Wolfe suffers from (enjoys?) objectum sexuality, which causes her to fall in love with inanimate objects. Just like Kris Benson!
The unemployed organist plans to marry the 1001 Nachts ride at Knoebel's Amusement Resort in central Pennsylvania, which she says she fell for 20 years ago.
I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.
"I wasn't freaked out as it just felt so natural but I didn't tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn't 'normal' to have feelings for a fairground ride.
"While all my friends were going through their teens having crushes on boys, I was still thinking about 1001."
She rides 1000 Nachts 300 times a year, and plans to take the surname "Weber," after the ride's manufacturer. But are they...you know...compatible?
Incredibly Amy says she has great sex life with 1001.
A picture of 1001 adorns her bedroom ceiling and she says: "I use photos of 1001 to help me in private.
"We could never have sex where he lives because it's public and it would be indecent."
Good luck getting that out of your head.
She may seem strange, but she's not alone. If you've ever touched the Berlin Wall or climbed the Eiffel Tower, you've been all over another woman's husband. And I'd put out for Kingda Ka at Six Flags Great Adventure in a heartbeat.
Amy's Fairground Attraction [The Sun]
Woman To Wed Amusement Park Ride [Jezebel]