Fire up, gringos! It's like the original Mexican-American War, only with less malaria. The winner gets to punch Lou Dobbs in the face; loser gets to keep Texas. Olé your brains out in comments.
Previews:
Grant Wahl
LA Times
Live Blogs:
Rumors and Rants
Guanabee
Streaming:
Terra.com
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