The photos of a man who looks like Dwight Howard pulling down his shorts to reveal his member in a web cam pic found on Mediatakeout are not him, TMZ reveals. Big day for everybody.

And even if Dwight Howard's Superman cock wasn't the one being flopped out of a pair of long red workout shorts, it's probably for the best. Because even though the flaccid penis in the photo is about the size of a geoduck, it's still not large enough for some of the extremely picky and colorful Media Takeout readership. Let's go to their comments!:

• "Nautsygirl" says: "NICE....I WOULD HAVE GUSSED IT WOULD'VE BEEN BIGGER"

• "Supermodel candy"says: "smh his big toe is bigger than that [EXPLETIVE].. smh.. where his d*ck at?"

• "STS" says: too small for his body size!! my lips are even bigger than that!

• hollihoodstr says: "DAMMMMNNNNN.....THE ONLY THING THT TURNED ME OFF WAS THE FACT THT HIS PUBIC HAIRS OR PEZZZZYYY AS HELL.....MTO.....SMFH!!!!"

Pezzy?

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