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The history of the Colorado Rockies is not that long, but they do have several cherished heroes whose names conjure happy memories of past glory. Mark Holliday. There was that Canadian guy. Dante.... I want to say Jenkins?

But the best hitter in Rockie history is, of course, the one and only Tim Hleton. Or is it Tom? Eh, it doesn't really matter. When you're sitting at that altitude, everything is a little fuzzy.

[Photo via Reader Brad]

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Whadda ya know? It's Saturday. Time to break out all nonsense I'm too proud to post during the work week. If you got anything on your mind just let me know.

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