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    Michelle Wie's Life Is No Longer Worthless

    Members Of The LPGA Would Like To Take This Time To Remind Michelle Wie That She's Still An Awful Golfer

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    Book Excerpts That Don't Suck: "The Sure Thing"

    Today's excerpt is from Eric Adelson's book about prodigious lady golfer Michelle Wie, "The Sure Thing: The Making And Unmaking Of A Golf Phenom." Buy it here. And, of course, Mr. Adelson will field your inappropriate questions in the comments.

    Suggested discussion topics:

    • How important was her performance at the Solheim Cup for her career?
    • Does Wie suffer from anxiety attacks?
    • Is she as good as advertised?
    • Will she ever find true love?
    • Can she ride a unicycle?
    Christina Kim's large breasts and bubbly personality.

    Michelle advanced rapidly in everything she did. Walked at nine
    months. Ran and chased tennis balls around B.J.'s office soon after.
    Ate almost as much at 2 and 3 as adults. Tried out for her elementary
    school baseball team when she was 6 and quickly became the squad's
    best hitter. The minute she picked up a tennis racquet, Michelle
    appeared ready to conquer that game, too, but she quit soon after she
    started because she didn't like to run. (B.J. once threw a can of
    tennis balls into a garbage can because he was so upset by his
    daughter's unwillingness to hurry after volleys.)

    But one sport grabbed Michelle and didn't let go. She was 4 the day
    B.J. took her to Haha'Ione Park in suburban Honolulu and walked her to
    a baseball field encircled by a low stone wall and a chain-link fence.
    He handed her one of her grandmother's clubs that he'd shortened so a
    four-year-old could swing it. She grabbed it with both hands, as if it
    were an axe, settled without prompting into a plausible golf stance
    with her pudgy legs shoulder-width apart, and stared at the little
    white ball at her feet.

    Michelle poured everything her little body had into that first swipe.
    She felt the clubface meet its target, let the club head carry her
    arms around her body, and looked up to see the ball high in the
    Honolulu sky. B.J. watched as his daughter's drive soared, bounced,
    and rolled to rest deep in the outfield.
    B.J. looked down at his little girl.
    She gazed up at her father.
    Michelle wanted to do it again.

    From the first, Michelle just flat-out loved crushing a golf ball.
    Soon she was launching them into neighbors' yards until she was
    instructed to take her drives elsewhere. She threw her entire body
    into the game, sliding her coiled legs through the downswing as if she
    were moving a couch. In no time, the heroes in the Wie household were
    the golf pros with the best swings. Michelle had a poster of Tiger
    Woods in her room, and B.J. carried a photo of him in mid-swing around
    so he could refer to it any time his daughter needed help.
    Michelle watched both the PGA Tour and the LPGA Tour on television,
    but she loved the big hitters on the men's side more than the finesse
    players on the women's. As she sat in front of her parents' TV at age
    six, nothing about her dreams seemed the least bit strange. After all,
    her mother had once shot a 69 in Maui and won an amateur tournament
    back in Seoul.

    Why shouldn't she aim higher?

    Neither mother nor father put any limits whatsoever on their
    daughter's dreams and ambitions. They encouraged her every swing, her
    desire to hit longer, longer, longer. And that's just what she did.
    But Michelle's determination to measure her talent against others
    sparked a backlash the moment she started playing on municipal links.
    When she was 7, her parents walked her to the first tee at a local
    course and the starter asked Michelle for her age. She gave it.
    "Sorry," he said, shaking his head. "Too young." Michelle was stunned.
    "What I really wanted to tell him," she said later, "was, ‘I can beat
    you!'"
    The starter finally relented. He paired Michelle with a
    single-handicapper; the older woman wasn't pleased. Michelle, full of
    fire, airmailed her drives past her reluctant playing partner. She
    birdied a 200-yard par 3. The woman left the course after nine holes.
    By age 9, Michelle was beating her parents, who gave up their own
    games to mentor her. With no course within walking distance of their
    home, they drove east about 15 minutes along the Kalanianaole Highway,
    which curls along seaside cliffs and then up and around a mountain
    range, to the Olomana Golf Links, a public course in Waimanalo. There
    they went to the top shelf of a bi-level driving range, where Michelle
    pounded away until, one day, B.J went downstairs looking for the head
    pro.

    Casey Nakama was born in Honolulu in 1958. Athletic as a kid, he
    played shooting guard in high school but soon realized he was too
    short for basketball. He picked up golf in 1976, won an Oahu amateur
    tournament three straight years, and turned pro in 1985.
    Nakama went on to play on the Asian Tour, made the Hogan Tour back in
    the States, but struggled and returned to Hawaii to teach. He started
    at Olomana with adults, then a parent asked him to teach juniors in
    1996. Tiger Woods turned pro the next year and suddenly dozens of kids
    showed up at Nakama's door.

    Two years later, he spotted a tall girl wailing away, spraying her
    shots everywhere and not seeming to care. He saw the potential right
    away-the 10-year-old Wie was more than 5' tall already-but there were
    problems. "She could carry the ball 200 yards," Nakama said. "But the
    only thing she had going for her was her size. Her swing plane was
    flat and laid-off. Her short game was really bad. She didn't know what
    she was doing."
    Yet Michelle had inherited another important family trait: her
    intelligence. She could recite the alphabet at one and started reading
    at two, even though her parents spoke to her in Korean and sometimes
    struggled to find the right word in English. She was accepted at the
    top academy in Hawaii, the elite Punahou School, founded in 1841 by
    missionaries and now the largest independent school on one campus in
    the United States. Wie applied as a rising sixth grader, enrolled, and
    earned mostly A's throughout her stay there.

    But her greatest gift was her ability to learn visually-almost
    photographically. She could burn through her homework during the
    forty-minute drive to Olomana. She could receive a swing lesson and
    incorporate what she learned almost immediately. Then, somehow, she
    could lock in the motion and not stray from it.
    Nakama went to work, telling Michelle to point the club toward the
    target at the top of her backswing, hinge her wrists, and make sure
    her top two knuckles pointed upward when she gripped the club.
    Michelle would watch herself in the huge wall mirror outside his
    office and practice until dark. Once she got home, she practiced some
    more. "After a couple days," Nakama said, "she would come back and
    say, ‘Casey! I think I got it!'"
    And she had: gradually Michelle's spray became a sweet draw, and she
    started chaining perfect shot after perfect shot.

    In 2000, when Michelle was 9, she won the girls' division of the Oahu
    Junior Championship. Newspapers love young achievers -Honolulu feels
    more like an extended family than a big city-so few reporters dampened
    the achievement by harping on the fact that Oahu had very few girl
    golfers. All that mattered was that the local girl had won despite
    plunking three shots in the water.
    She never tired of practicing. "It didn't bother her to work on her
    swing five or six days a week," Nakama said. "I remember one Halloween
    night, my wife and I had just gotten a puppy. I asked Michelle, ‘Are
    you going to go trick-or-treating?' She said no. Instead she went to
    ask her dad to ask, ‘If I stay and practice, can I play with the
    puppy?' It was borderline sad."
    The Wie family tolerated no laziness. From the moment B.J. realized
    his daughter had talent, there would be no letting up. Michelle had
    the engine, ignited by her mother's love for the game, but B.J. did
    the steering and stepped on the gas. His daughter reported to Olomana
    after school every day to follow the same drill: practice at the
    range, play nine holes, then chip. "Her dad was in control of
    everything," Nakama said. "He was always pressing, pressing, pressing
    for more. Never rude, but always pressing."
    Nakama noticed early on that B.J. didn't know the game as much as he
    let on. "It was kind of hilarious to see him on the greens," Nakama
    says. "He didn't know what he was looking at. It was comical." B.J.
    allegedly played to a two-handicap, yet Michelle chipped with her
    hands straight out instead of flexed. When Nakama showed her the right
    way, Michelle turned to her dad and said, "See, I told you I was doing
    it wrong!"
    "He doesn't know how to play golf," Nakama said to himself.
    Yet B.J. kept pressing for improvement, for more work, for smarter
    application of the lessons. His expectations were sky-high not only
    for himself and for Michelle, but for everyone around him.
    "Everything hinged on Mr. Wie," Nakama said later. "He was brutal."

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    Send an email to A.J. Daulerio, the author of this post, at ajd@deadspin.com.