Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.

•It's pretty much unanimous: everyone hates Liberty National, the golf course built over a toxic industrial site in Jersey City. Well, what do they expect? Nicky Santoro is buried under the 15th green.

•So, which is worse, a clubhouse cancer like T.O. or your number one receiver being Patrick Crayton? That's life for the Cowboys for a while, after Roy Williams goes down with a shoulder injury.

•John Elway to tie the knot tomorrow with former a former Raiderette. Hope he had his fun, because once she says "I do," she won't let him near her black hole ever again.

•Your Little League World Series final four: California, Georgia Texas, Mexico and Taiwan. The semis are tomorrow, and finals on Sunday. So, no need to leave the house to get your crying children fix this weekend.

•Mike Vick lines up in the slot, in the shotgun and behind center - and only one of his six plays goes for a decent gain. Yup, he'll fit in just fine as an Eagles QB.

•Yes, it's come to this: extreme pogo jumping. Not nearly as hardcore as extreme jump rope, which I believe involves barbed wire.

•Don't act like you wouldn't pay to see this. From "Dr. Coolsex," the live action Mario Kart movie:

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