Fact: football teams discover neither style nor shame until they hit the pros. To illustrate this, we've put together a gallery of your old favorites, plus some new entries. We'll be adding to this periodically as you keep sending them.

Awful Team Photos — The Definitive Collection

The best part of this picture of Holy Cross's linemen is the coach taking it as seriously as anyone.

Awful Team Photos — The Definitive Collection

This is current NFLer Thomas DeCoud, confirming all our suspicions that Berkeley is pushing a certain "agenda."

Awful Team Photos — The Definitive Collection

Can we do the pros? Sure, let's do the pros. Oh Terrell Suggs, you make it slightly less easy to hate the Ravens.

Awful Team Photos — The Definitive Collection

The only thing more laughable than the Duke football poster is the Duke football program.

Awful Team Photos — The Definitive Collection

No one told this high school that shirtless team photos are meant to show off muscle definition. All Both the choppers in the world won't hide that. Except for fourth-from-the-right kid, who's going to give himself a hernia if he flexes any harder.

Awful Team Photos — The Definitive Collection

This 1997 Tennessee photo is a veritable Where's Waldo of wasted talent. Can you find oft-injured Al Wilson, unlikely Super Bowl champ (really, look it up) Cedrick Wilson, and convicted manslaughterer Leonard Little? Also, some guy named Peyton Manning.

Awful Team Photos — The Definitive Collection

The good old boys from Oaks Christian go fishing. You'd think the sons of Joe Montana, Wayne Gretzky and Will Smith could afford a boat.

Awful Team Photos — The Definitive Collection

Chainsaws, power drills, bulldozers. This fairly innocuous construction-themed team photo cracks me up for one reason; they apparently ran out of power tools, because that kid at top left is holding an umbrella.

Awful Team Photos — The Definitive Collection

This isn't gay, because the guy on the right is wearing socks.

Awful Team Photos — The Definitive Collection

Looks like the 2000 Purdue offensive line is owed some royalties for that GQ Bruno photoshoot.

Awful Team Photos — The Definitive Collection

The whitest state in the union eagerly defends its title.

Awful Team Photos — The Definitive Collection

"Hey! Look over there! Our dignity!"

Awful Team Photos — The Definitive Collection

Somebody misinterpreted the hook and ladder play.

(UPDATE:) "I never thought I'd see something local on your site. In case you wanted to know, the high school is the Homer-Center Wildcats in Homer City, PA and they are going to be just awful this year. They lost anyone and everyone who did anything on offense last year."

Awful Team Photos — The Definitive Collection

If synchronized, effeminate leaping was an ACC sport, Virginia Tech would...well, Duke would still dominate.

Awful Team Photos — The Definitive Collection

At BYU, this irreverent shot is about as rebellious as the players get.

Awful Team Photos — The Definitive Collection

Photographer: "Taller guys stand in the rear...That's not what I meant!"

Awful Team Photos — The Definitive Collection

Georgia Tech poses with two Transformers, hoping to duplicate the success of Calvin "Megatron" Johnson.

Awful Team Photos — The Definitive Collection

The photo that started it all. Tennessee. Chains. Bare, oiled chests. A puke-orange Lamborghini. This is what college football is all about.