Najeh "Deuce" Davenport was crowned the king of unlawful defecation after he took a dump in his girlfriend's laundry basket back in 2002. Now it appears the plunger has been passed to Orlando Brown, a man of even greater fiber.

Orlando Brown, the former offensive lineman best known for shoving a ref who nearly put his eye out with a penalty flag, was arrested Friday on charges of breaking into his ex-wife's house, trashing the joint and leaving a log floating in her basement toilet (at least he used a toilet). Brown, who now owns a Fat Burger franchise in DC, sent his ex a text message stating that he had "toured the house." Which makes sense — he was probably just getting a feel for the plumbing.

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Former Raven O. Brown accused of breaking into ex-wife's house [Baltimore Sun]