Wonderful American sports superstar superskating phenomenon Johnny Weir has granted his first interview to a gay sports publication! (I know, right?)

Some highlights!

It's not like anyone goes up to Michael Jordan asking, "Hey, are you black?" For me, those kinds of things make a person up. I've never once asked a person if they are gay or black.

He is making me rethink my racism!

I love my fans, but after the last Olympics I got pretty burned with people who sent death threats, and PETA was after my ass, and there were people who would show up and videotape me, there was a lady from Brazil who found out where I lived and sat at the end of my driveway.

And my stalking. :(

And on Venus and Serena:

But if you're good enough and strong enough in your head, it doesn't matter if a Plushenko or a Lambiel come back. Or a Williams sister. But I'd be scared shitless of the Williams sisters. Those are some big girls to get on their bad side.

Uh oh. GIRL DON'T GO TO QUEENS THIS WEEK.

Oh and there is apparently a movie?