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I didn't see it live, but I believe Kirk Herbstreit was demonstrating for his viewers what the Trojans did to Ohio State on their game-winning drive.

/dick joke

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Good afternoon. Sorry for the late start. Nash will be around shortly to talk about professional football.

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