We got many weekend submissions for Morning Crap that weren't good enough to "wake up!" to (or earn their own post) but were too good not to share. So they morphed into this special Voltron-like gallery of awesomeness. Tremble, weaklings!

O.J. Simpson's Last Remaining Fan (And Other Tales Of Woe)


Yup. That's a classic Bills throwback spied in Albany, N.Y. You know. They never did find the "real killers." So keep your eyes open. [Via Three Idiots on Sports]

O.J. Simpson's Last Remaining Fan (And Other Tales Of Woe)


All eyez were on this man in Cleveland on Sunday. Loves his Browns, loves his Tupac. [Thanks, Brett!]

O.J. Simpson's Last Remaining Fan (And Other Tales Of Woe)


The extra S is for Spelling, which Drew Brees does Exsellently [Thanks, AppleOwner!]

O.J. Simpson's Last Remaining Fan (And Other Tales Of Woe)

Something tells me these two Georgia State Police troopers aren't going to be taking a bullet for Steve Spurrier. [Via Twitpic]

O.J. Simpson's Last Remaining Fan (And Other Tales Of Woe)


Speaking of alternate spellings, the crazy "tea bag" protesters who think Obama wants mandatory, government-funded grandmother abortions have found their savior. As long as they don't have to write his name in on the ballot. [Photo via NineTwelvePhotos on Flickr]

O.J. Simpson's Last Remaining Fan (And Other Tales Of Woe)


You can pick your friends, but you can't pick your U.S. Open finals opponent. [Thanks, Robert!]

O.J. Simpson's Last Remaining Fan (And Other Tales Of Woe)


I hope Nike didn't spend too much on the "Unleash Urlacher" campaign. A small fortune, you say? Gee, that's a shame. [ESPN homepage, Thanks, EVERYBODY!]