Sports Numerology Will Drive You To Madness

Tired of scanning the sports pages, insider blogs and talk radio to gain an edge on Vegas on Sundays? Turn to the one science that's empirically proven (at least according to its biggest proponent) to pick winners: numerology.

I've had the Twitter feed of "Gary The Numbers Guy" bookmarked for a while, because it's the gift that keeps on giving. He's located in Cleveland (of course) where he fancies himself a local celebrity on Internet-only sports talk radio, and in between proclamations of the end of the world on 11/11/09, he gives you what you need to know about how players' birthdays and jersey numbers will influence their performance. A sampling:

Sports Numerology Will Drive You To Madness

Sports Numerology Will Drive You To Madness

Sports Numerology Will Drive You To Madness

Sports Numerology Will Drive You To Madness

It goes on like this, at an average Tweet rate of about 100 per day. But before you mortgage the house on Brandon Marshall (3/23/1984=3+2+2+1+9+8+4=29=2+9=1 ...see, it's fun and easy!), take a look at what we're dealing with here.

Sports Numerology Will Drive You To Madness

Sports Numerology Will Drive You To Madness

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