Big Ten Network Undeterred By Gimpy Sideline PonyS

Charissa Thompson, sideline reporter for the Big Ten Network, broke her ankle doing step aerobics and will wear a cast. She's not DL'd yet, so keep her in your lineup. This is officially the slowest news day in history.

Instead of boring you with more details about this non-event that will only discourage you from reading further or encourage those with a bizarre fetish to hyperventilate, we'll skip ahead to our regularly scheduled DUAN!-ness.

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