Perk up, comment gremlins, for an amazing opportunity awaits you. On tomorrow's edition of "Book Excerpts That Don't Suck", we'll be joined by noted author and and pisser-of-shit, H.G. "Buzz" Bissinger who will talk about his book, "Shooting Stars".

Yes, Mr. Bissinger has bravely decided that it's time to jump in the mud pit for some good ol' fashioned rapid-fire conversation with anonymous angry folk. Obviously, he truly believes in this book.

Chat starts at 3 p.m. Please be on your very best behavior and try to conduct yourselves with a certain level of decency. Do have fun, though.

This should be...enlightening.

Ninjas be watchin', yo.

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