• By Dashiell Bennett
    Oct 1, 2009 10:00 AM 7,048
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    According to the Boston Herald, the NBA has issued "an anti-handshake" directive, asking players to fist or chest bump each other to combat swine flu. Also, please use a handkerchief when boxing out. [Herald/NoGutsNoGlory]


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