The One With The Overabundance Of Crotch

We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another.

It's usually because they're just so absurd or really lack even the most tenuous of news angles to give them the go-ahead. Other times it's because they're just absolute horseshit. But every Friday until we get sick of running them, we'll present to you some of these not-so-shiny gems. All items should be treated as [Sic'd]. Enjoy...

This Man Took 23 Pictures On His Television Of "Arizona Cardinals Camel Toe"

(Anonymous-ish, please. You may call me Jason in Indy.)

So sometimes a booze/weed combo helps slow the game down. Perhaps that's how the rookie NFL QB's are making such a splash the last 2 seasons? I thought I was seeing things at first Sunday night when this luscious cheerleader bounced her Bulbous Bald Femballs my direction. Wish the picture quality were better, but maybe this will spur another Deadspin reader to action. Enjoy.

(Ed. note: He took 23 pictures of this screen shot. 23.)

Dude, Hadn't Noticed

Dude, have you ever noticed in the infamous pic of Kim "Sweet Thighs" Kardashian grinding on Regg "Cock Sucker" Bush (sorry, Im a diehard ND fan) that Khloe (the uglier and much dumber sister) is staring intently, and somewhat seductively/awkwardly at Regg's cock region? Just look in the bachground, it's pretty hilarious. The pic im referring to is the one in your article titled "Our long national nightmare is over: reggie and kim together again," just in case you're a yid and didnt know what pic i meant. Thanks again bro, hope you dont fall down a large set of stairs anytime soon...not that this might be a threat or anything...just kidding i thought it would be funny if i wrote that though. One love ;0

At Least She Is Acutely Self-Aware

From Julia Allison: Subject: "Now This"

is good sportswriting.

I just sent it to Wilbon.

I think you should write something about it!

xo
your favorite clueless sports non-groupie

BTW, did you see my little SONY spot with the other Mr. Manning?

oh yeah, baby

From Me: (Forwarding to Emeritus)

Yay for you?
Sent from my iPhone

From Emeritus:

You actually talk to this species? I had no idea.

I Don't Believe That Was Brought Up In The Chat, No

didn't anyone ask if swallowing Tony LaRussa's cum can make YOU drunk? it seems like the obvious question!!!!

I'm Quite Certain He Said "Niekro"

So i was switching back and forth between football and the tour championship yesterday and around the 7th or 8th hole, I swear the commentator said, "the ol' negro knuckler" after one of tiger's shots. I'm pissed at myself for not recording it and thought for sure you'd have a post on it today. I can't find anything about it online, but you guys are surely better at finding that shit that I am.

Maybe it's just me being racist. But thought I'd give you guys something to do today.

Aw, Buzz

The One With The Overabundance Of Crotch

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