• By Barry Petchesky
    Oct 9, 2009 2:45 AM 10,369
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    Cristiano Ronaldo Stars In World's Largest Press Conference

    Well, This Does Look Relaxing
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    Of WAGs And Witchcraft

    A Spanish "witch" came forward to say he was paid to put a curse on Cristiano Ronaldo, causing his recent ankle injury. Suspect number one in the Spanish press: a jilted Paris Hilton. [Sport]


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