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A lot people complain about the excessive celebrations these days for something as minor as a first-round playoff victory. But as the unbridled joy on Shane Victorino's face will tell you, some boys will do absolutely anything for a champagne bath.

It feels so good on the skin, you know?

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I didn't realize that yesterday was Canadian Thanksgiving, so a belated Happy Northern Turkey Day to our upstairs neighbors. Does this mean they get a 7-day weekend now?

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