Wake Up, Deadspin Redux: Okay Deadspin, It's You, Me And This Skull-Shaped Bottle Of Vodka...S

...let's see what happens. We had some unforeseen logistical issues to work through this morning but I think we're in the clear now. Consider this a learning experience for everyone, I guess.

The bottle of vodka above was picked up by my wife at the liquor store last night. Apparently, Crystal Head is Dan Akroyd's brand. I'm not sure if that's a good sign or a bad sign for the day. We shall see.

I'll do my very best to keep you crazy kids entertained today. Please be patient. You know, I'm beginning to suspect that this is some sort of twisted prank to expose me as the fraud I am. Maybe not.

Remember, just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you.