• By Barry Petchesky
    Oct 25, 2009 3:15 PM 6,778
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    Shaq's Brain Having Some Growing Pains

    With, oh, two days before the season starts, O'Neal is still having a little trouble memorizing the playbook. Seen on Mike Brown's flash cards: "Stand in the paint. Draw two defenders. Stay out of LeBron's way." [Plain Dealer]


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