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I don't know about you, but my favorite place to get fired up before any big game is the McDonald's in Pennsville, NJ. You know the one. Not only do they have way better fries than the ones across the river in Delaware, but there are always celebrities hanging out there. And because it's McDonald's, they aren't going to give you a lot attitude because ... McDonald's is awesome! You can't not have fun there!

Remind me to tell you about the time Mayor McCheese drank my milkshake. Drank it right up.

Pennsville McDonald's Phillies Pep Rally! [NJ.com]

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Oh, gosh it's Thursday isn't it? How will we ever make it through?