The semi-pro Las Vegas Cobras claim to "provide our players the ability to fine-tune their skills for advancement to the next level." Lesson number one: stop tackling your teammates.

Mauriece McIver (I'm spelling it like it's spelled on their 1998 era Geocities-esque website. May not be accurate.) does everything right on the punt return, wrapping up the receiver's legs to bring him down. Problem is, he's on the receiving team.

Though I will assign a fair amount of blame to the WWFL, which apparently ordered the same color uniforms for every team.

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