Joe Buck's Cavalcade of Sporting Chit-Chat and Penis Whimsy returns for its third edition next week, and this time he's actually booked a few black people.
His last show featured Dan Marino, John Elway, Curt Schilling, Mark Cuban, Jerry Jones and Joe Namath, making it quite possibly the whitest hour of television this side of a Lawrence Welk rerun. On Tuesday, we'll get Floyd Mayweather, Michael Strahan, Pedro Martinez, Brian Westbrook and Brian Urlacher. This lineup threatens to be mildly entertaining for his viewership, which I believe consists entirely of people waiting for Katie Morgan's Sex Quiz to come on.
And how about this: You lucky Pierres in the New York area can watch Joe Buck Live live!
As of Monday, Nov. 30th we have tickets to the show, feel free to pass this invitation along.
JOE BUCK LIVE
TAPING TUESDAY, DEC. 8th - 9:30PM
at NYU'S SKIRBALL CENTER
566 LaGuardia Place, NYC
BE PART OF OUR EXCLUSIVE AUDIENCE!
Joe Buck Live extends its run of live shows with World Champion Boxer Floyd Mayweather, retired NFL star and actor Michael Strahan, pitcher Pedro Martinez, and current NFL Players, Brian Westbrook and Brian Urlacher. Taping in front of our live studio audience in New York City, this third, hour-long edition of the Joe Buck Live show will include live interviews, panel discussions and pre-recorded features. Don't miss another engaging and entertaining evening of live TV.
For more information about Joe Buck Live go to www.hbo.com/joebucklive/
To attend this exclusive JOE BUCK LIVE show on Tuesday, December 8th, YOU MUST BE AVAILABLE BETWEEN 8:30PM and 11:30PM. It will air on HBO simultaneously with repeat broadcasts at later dates. YOU MUST BE 18 YEARS OR OLDER TO ATTEND THE SHOW AND YOU MUST LIVE IN THE NEW YORK CITY AREA(NY, NJ, CT) TO BE ELIGIBLE FOR TICKETS OR BE IN NYC DURING THE FILMING WEEK.
TICKETS ARE COMPLIMENTARY.
If you are interested in being part of the JOE BUCK LIVE SHOW, please, email us at email@example.com with the following information in both the subject line and body of your email or go to www.theblacklistnyc.com/joebucklive for more info:
1. Your full name
2. Your email address
One which will not put our reply to you in your trash folder and one which you check frequently.
PLEASE ALWAYS CHECK YOUR TRASH FOLDER JUST IN CASE!
3. Your phone number(s)
4. Your age range (35-40, 18-25, 50-55 etc.)
5. Number of tickets — 2 tickets is the maximum number we can allow per request.
SINCE THIS IS A LIVE EVENT WE EXPECT THAT IF YOU ASK FOR TICKETS YOU WILL BE USING THEM. Thanks.
6. Do you consider yourself a big sports fan — which sports (you can put this in the body of the email)
Example: Tina Hays /firstname.lastname@example.org /(212) 555-1212 /25-30/2 tickets/big fan – football & basketball
We will contact you via email with a detailed ticket confirmation if there are tickets available. You should hear from us within a few days of your request but at latest by 5PM on MONDAY DEC. 7th, 2009. PLEASE DO NOT EMAIL US DUPLICATE REQUESTS, IT WON'T HELP YOU GET TICKETS.
Come join us for an insightful look into the sports world from JOE BUCK and the award-winning team at HBO SPORTS.
EMAIL ~ email@example.com