Beware The Cock-Loitering Cheetah Backlash And A Parnevik Scorned

There's a little story in the New York Observer today to which I contributed numerous quotes of utter nonsense which has made many people cringedue to the the author's supposed misguided misogyny.

So chew on that for a while and trudge through the outrage if you want to and then decide for yourself if it's really worth getting angry over or that, possibly, sometimes made-up trend-pieces are just made-up trend pieces and not anthropological studies meant to advance any conversation. "Cock loitering" is the new "lamestain," really.

And now we'll go back to talking about the unfolding melodrama in the golf world, where Jesper Parnevik, matchmaker for Elin and Tiger, has gone to the mattresses against the cooze-hounding bastard.

"I would be especially sad about it since I'm kind of — I feel really sorry for Elin — since me and my wife were at fault for hooking her up with him," Parnevik said. "We probably thought he was a better guy than he is. I would probably need to apologize to her and hope she uses a driver next time instead of the 3-iron."

One person guaranteed to not react so harshly against, Tiger? Whitlock. Pussy Galore and Strange 'Tang shall rise again tomorrow.

PHOTO: Star

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