The One With Grady Sizemore Outrage And Antawn Jamison's Not-Gay Shoe Party

We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another.

It's usually because they're just so absurd or really lack even the most tenuous of news angles to give them the go-ahead. Other times it's because they're just absolute horseshit. But every Friday until we get sick of running them, we'll present to you some of these not-so-shiny gems. All items should be treated as [Sic'd]. Enjoy...

LEAVE GRADY ALONE!!!!!

Dear Dumbass,

Thank you for putting these pictures on the Internet and continuing to follow Grady in a matter that is NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS. How sick of a person are you? Even if you didnt put the pics on there first, your still sick by putting them up on your site. If you were smart then you wouldnt have posted them, because what if those were you? How would you feel? What would the outcome be? How embarrassed would you be? Those photos belong to one man: Grady Sizemore, and anyone with a brain (I dont include you) would know that Grady is a class act and these didnt belong in public nor did he intend them to. So why in the hell did you "follow the sheep" and go right ahead and do it? Your a dumbass because even if it is your job to post stories your not supposed to stoop as low as posting personal information. I hope you feel bad for what you have done and what you are doing, you are a straight up jackass.

Good day, I will now go and read a more honorable authors work,

Dear Barry,

It appears to me that you'd love to have sex with other men. Posting porn pictures like those makes me figure you would do anything to keep women away, and get any man in sight. That's just wrong of you to do towards celebrities! Just because you don't have a real job, and they make millions, that gives no right to embarass their personal moments.

You and many other web-site owners who do this should be sewed for the value of your homes, that way you can live on the street and feel the embarassment in a much worse way, having to ask for change on the corner of state-route roads.

From,
Mike Smith

Why don't you dig down real deep, no... deeper than that (I realize you've got a long way to go) and try and pull out just a little respect for someone else's property. Do yourself, and Grady, a favor and take his photos down.

BTW, drop the Tiger story— old news and we're not interested.

And then there's this...

Subject: I WANT TO SEE HIS TOES!!!!

None of the pictures have his bare feet in them!!! What is my foot fetish self supposed to do?

Regards,
Toes-R-Us

Notre Dame Alums Still Pissed at Dana

How does this DOUCHEBAG Dana Jacobson keep her job. Kuselias just wa smaking a point about hwo THREATENTING people ( ala Serena Williams) isnt acceptable and this C.....T Jacobsen attacks him saying "is it because its a woman" ......yeah Dana, F....K you not JESUS CHRIST.....Hey Dana ,,....FUCK YOU .does anyone have teh phone number to bristol so I can call and make a formal complaint?? thanks

...The Aristocrats!

yes, i was wondering, do you take photographs of bandmenbers taking shits on pre-pubescent cub scouts? I am interested in photos of men jacking off in the faces of Iraqi orphans. Any photos of men shifting on boys or photos of men jacking off on dogs fucking little boys would be appreciated. Rock on and may the Third Reich rise again!

It's Not As Creepy As Your Email

2nd half of game NBC shows bloody nose of Raven and then starts talking about blood – then he says something about Ray Lewis. Go listen. Creepy & Riveting.

Come To Antawn Jamison's For The Gayest Not-Gay Shoe Party Evah

My friend just received this e-mail from a promotion/marketing company looking for two "in shape" men to serve food at Antawn Jamison's house.

Gentleman,

I just got this in. Please let me know ASAP if you are available and comfortable with this. We are looking for very in-shape men only. (I'm sending this out to the entire database, so if you know of someone appropriate please pass it on!!). Pay is $25hr (so $100 total). It should be a REALLY cool event.

The event is from 5-9pm at Antwan Jamieson's private residence in Bethesda.

2 Males will be passing drinks and hors devours and helping out as needed.
The female will be modeling shoes from Shoecrush.com

This is NOT a gay event. But rather for men AND women. Obvious lots NBA players and industry people will be there. The shoe feature is for Antwan's wife and her friends, which the males will most likely be entertaining.

As for attire:
Female should wear black leggings and a black top (of her choosing) something cocktail-ish, sexy and fun.
Guys will be in black slacks and black dress shoes. Possibly a bowtie will be provided. And the Shoecrush logo may be painted on their chest.

If you meet the requirements and are available tomorrow please let me know ASAP!!!!