These are some of the things that are happening in the nether regions of the sports gossip world. This news is not breaking. It is not exclusive. There are no exclamation points. We did not pay for these photos.

Today In TMZish Sports: Gay-Baiting Tiger, Laser-Tagging John Fox, And A Spottswood For A-Rod

Paramour No. 1,857, Loredana Jolie Ferriolo, says she's writing a tell-all about her relationship with Tiger, "his healthy appetite for arranged sex, threesomes, girls next door, girl-girl, and an answer to all the rumors surrounding Woods' sexuality," rumors that did not exist until she spoke those very words.

Today In TMZish Sports: Gay-Baiting Tiger, Laser-Tagging John Fox, And A Spottswood For A-Rod

Via the Sporting Blog comes this photo of DeAngelo Williams and John Fox playing laser tag, which I believe was one of Walter Camp's Daily Dozen.

Today In TMZish Sports: Gay-Baiting Tiger, Laser-Tagging John Fox, And A Spottswood For A-Rod

A-Rod has a new friend to whom sportswriters can attribute his fortunes on the baseball diamond, Elaine Spottswood.