In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like some creatures we can actually comment on without pissing off our lawyers.
Mine That Bird. The Kentucky Derby winner is now with CoCo (third clip), too, along with Pee-wee Herman and most of the human race. That makes three species of mammal now that can't stand Leno. And Sasha Cohen, who did some twirly shit at the U.S. Figure Skating Championships that made people cheer and think that Cohen might just make the Olympics team at the advanced age of 73.