Everyone expects sadistic fascist police action in San Diego, but surely the good Midwestern people of Indianapolis (a.k.a., Real America) would welcome visiting football fans with open arms? Or you know....taser them in the parking lot.
Yes, for the second straight week, a New York Jets fan has been made famous by his ability to attract the excessive attention of the local constabulary. This one is Patrick Mallon, of Brick, New Jersey, who had not even made it inside Lucas Oil Stadium yesterday when he was asked to ride the lightning before being shipped off to watch football from a drunk tank. On the bright side, he made the front page of the New York Post!