Poor Greg Oden — his penis made him an unfortunate rising Google-trender. Of course, Oden isn't the first athlete to have his privates posted online. The Awl's Choire Sicha, Deadspin House Gay, provides commentary on sport's many peacocks.
Santonio Holmes, WR, Pittsburgh Steelers: I would rate this as some fairly significant dong. What makes it appealing is two-fold. First, it's not overwhelming. It's sort of friendly! It's not, like, "HAAYYYY, I'M HUGE!" Although his manparts also give the impression of being extremely wide when hard. (Is that a t-shirt? Or just a highway warning sign?) And that's good that it doesn't come off immediately as huge, because, guess what? Huge takes work. Second, it's fairly spectacular placement on the body does it a lot of good. Because of his abs and the length of his torso, his hip points appear extremely high, which makes the placement of the bottom of his unit appear very low. Also, very important! He's not overtrimmed in an amateurish way, where guys shave off too much in a fit of vanity and look disgusting.